#!/bin/sh
if [ $1 ]
then
 cat $0 | ssh $1 cat - \> /tmp/vpenis.sh\; /bin/sh /tmp/vpenis.sh\; rm /tmp/vpenis.sh
else
 echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep '^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}';df -P -k -x nfs -x smbfs -x cifs | grep -v '(1k|1024)-blocks' | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
fi